| Reviews as of June 28, 2005 |
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| by ANTHONY KUSICH |
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| Cinderella Man Ron Howard is a master craftsman of filmmaking, but he will never be considered an auteur. He is unable to impress a personal stamp on any of his creations, unless sticking rigidly to a tried-and-true formula can be considered a personal stamp. "Cinderella Man" in particular -- while based on a true story -- never loses sight of the path it will take from beginning to end. Success, failure, struggle, success. It's a path that's been followed in film, literature, music, and any other art form you can imagine for centuries. And that's why it's hard, despite a terrific performance from Russell Crowe as Depression-era boxer Jim Braddock, to care much for the protagonist's plight when you know exactly how the story will end. "Cinderella Man" is not a bad film by any means. The production team in particular does an excellent job of re-creating the most realistic 1930s squalor I've ever seen put up on screen. But aside from a few emotional scenes that can be attributed to the stellar acting -- Crowe begging for money at the Garden executive suite comes first to mind -- nothing ever seems in jeopardy, and thus audience involvement is minimal. My grade: B Screened: July 9 |
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| Charlie and the Chocolate Factory "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" screenwriter John August reportedly did not see the original Gene Wilder film, basing his screenplay entirely on Roald Dahl’s classic kids' book. While a few details here and there indicate this blind obedience (the cabbage soup, for instance), August has taken the liberty of introducing a number of "fresh" ideas that take the story in directions it wasn't meant to go. Chief among these is a backstory involving Willy Wonka's Jacko-esque childhood oppression by his domineering father. This seems to be part of larger problem contemporary Hollywood has -- explaining everything. Things don't seem to happen in movies these days unless there's a concrete origin that can point directly to a result. There's no nuance, ambiguity, or sense of distinctness to "Charlie," just a lot of neat-looking sets and few chuckle-worthy one-liners. My grade: B- Screened: July 11 |
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| March of the Penguins "Winged Migration" on ice, "March of the Penguins" takes a fascinating look at the miraculous journey our Antarctic neighbors make each year to procreate in the one fertile locale that can sustain their young. Narrator of the Century Morgan Freeman guides us through the Emperor Penguins' long trek with insightful and humorous commentary, a vast improvement over the French version's reported first-person anthropomorphism. The creatures find mates, do their thing (in a bit of bird porno that is nonetheless very sensual), wait for the chicks to hatch, and then take turns journeying to the sea to find food. Scores of penguins are lost along the way to howling winds, predators, and -- it would seem most unluckily -- the nightmarish cold. They spend most of their time huddled together in order to preserve the little warmth they have. And as the colorful southern lights glisten in the nighttime sky, one cannot help but be awed by the amazing feats that these penguins, and in fact all animals, undertake in order to maintain their delicate, acquired level of survival. My grade: B+ Screened: July 12 |
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| Wedding Crashers "Wedding Crashers" is two films incongruously melded into one. The first, and better, part is a buddy comedy about two guys out to get laid at weddings. They swear, crack jokes, see boobs, and get drunk. No complaints here. The other part is a "relationship" movie that seems inserted solely to attract female audience members. Vince Vaughn's motormouth and a somewhat charming performance by Rachel McAdams ease you through the rough spots, but all the laugh potential built up for the first hour or so never gets its proper release. Still, there hasn't been a funnier movie in months, and the pic's high points -- of which there are many -- for the most part justify the ride. My grade: B Screened: July 24 |
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